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  • Jun. 5th, 2009

    I miss the days when my life was dysfunctional in a way that others found merely humorous.

    I miss the days when my life was dysfunctional in a way that others found merely humorous.

  • Apr. 24th, 2012

    Let's help each other get through this unpleasant interlude between Monday morning hangovers and Thursday night drinking.

    Let's help each other get through this unpleasant interlude between Monday morning hangovers and Thursday night drinking.

  • Feb. 3rd, 2012

    I hate everything almost as much as I hate myself.

    I hate everything almost as much as I hate myself.

  • Jan. 30th, 2012

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

  • Jan. 19th, 2012

    When I die, I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

    When I die, I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

  • Dec. 19th, 2011

    I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

    I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

  • Dec. 6th, 2011

    If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

    If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

  • Nov. 21st, 2011

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

  • Oct. 4th, 2011

    Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

    Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

  • Sep. 23rd, 2011

    I wouldn't even settle for me.

    I wouldn't even settle for me.

  • Sep. 2nd, 2011

    I'm not afraid of failing which is why I do it all the time.

    I'm not afraid of failing which is why I do it all the time.

  • Jul. 14th, 2011

    I grudgingly show up to plans I set up in the first place.

    I grudgingly show up to plans I set up in the first place.

  • Jul. 26th, 2011

    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

  • Jul. 13th, 2011

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

  • Aug. 9th, 2011

    Even all the ways I am awkward are awkward with each other.

    Even all the ways I am awkward are awkward with each other.

  • Jul. 14th, 2011

    Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.

    Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.

  • Jun. 23rd, 2011

    I think my ass is beginning to affect the tides.

    I think my ass is beginning to affect the tides.

  • May. 31st, 2011

    I wish I'd known more about cell phone radiation before I took all those pictures of my genitals.

    I wish I'd known more about cell phone radiation before I took all those pictures of my genitals.

  • May. 27th, 2011

    I'm too fat to skinny dip.

    I'm too fat to skinny dip.

  • May. 16th, 2011

    I just hope I'm shot in the head before the world discovers my extensive porn collection.

    I just hope I'm shot in the head before the world discovers my extensive porn collection.

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