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    I don't know when or how to stop an email thread

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    The entire Internet is no longer mildly satisfying enough to get me through the workday

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    I'd blow a pharmacist for 2 mg of Klonopin

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    Get me the fuck out of here

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    My plan is to travel the world in a panda suit

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    Yep, I'm essentially just repeating the same destructive patterns

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    Rather than sticking with meditation, I'm sticking with chronic anxiety

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    I've run out of things to say to my plants

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    Holy fucking shit am I lonely

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    I haven't ruled out bestiality

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    I consider myself an expert on unsuccessful relationships

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    I seek geographic solutions to deep-seated emotional problems

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    My inbox is full but my life is empty

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    Filling out my online dating profile is a chilling reminder of how little I have to offer a companion

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    I've lost interest in my weight gain

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    I'm letting myself go

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    My therapist and will to live are gone until September

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    Not having any loved ones has really freed up my time

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    I received your bill

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    I've turned into my deeply insane grandfather

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