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    It's too hot or cold or mild outside.

    It's too hot or cold or mild outside

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    I've lost interest in my weight gain.

    I've lost interest in my weight gain

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    I want to meet someone and fall in love without getting up.

    I want to meet someone and fall in love without getting up

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    I wish there was a social networking site where everyone would leave me the fuck alone.

    I wish there was a social networking site where everyone would leave me the fuck alone

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    Let's constantly turn the conversation back to me.

    Let's constantly turn the conversation back to me

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    I like not trying new things.

    I like not trying new things

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    I feel trapped in a relationship with myself.

    I feel trapped in a relationship with myself

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    I'm letting myself go.

    I'm letting myself go

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    I consider myself an expert on unsuccessful relationships.

    I consider myself an expert on unsuccessful relationships

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    I can't forget my past or remember my passwords.

    I can't forget my past or remember my passwords

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    I don't have time for a relationship because I'm too busy analyzing why I'm not in one.

    I don't have time for a relationship because I'm too busy analyzing why I'm not in one

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    Help yourself to my possessions.

    Help yourself to my possessions

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    I seek geographic solutions to deep-seated emotional problems.

    I seek geographic solutions to deep-seated emotional problems

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    I haven't ruled out bestiality.

    I haven't ruled out bestiality

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    I bring down downers.

    I bring down downers

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    I hate Mondays through Sundays.

    I hate Mondays through Sundays

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    My inbox is full but my life is empty.

    My inbox is full but my life is empty

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    People who profit from my drinking are concerned about my drinking.

    People who profit from my drinking are concerned about my drinking

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    Caution Depression Ahead.

    Caution Depression Ahead

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    I'm hoping for a Facebook application that helps me relearn conversation skills.

    I'm hoping for a Facebook application that helps me relearn conversation skills

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