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    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

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    When I die, I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

    When I die, I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

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    I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

    I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

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    If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

    If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

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    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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    Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

    Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

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    I wouldn't even settle for me.

    I wouldn't even settle for me

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    I'm not afraid of failing which is why I do it all the time.

    I'm not afraid of failing which is why I do it all the time.

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    I grudgingly show up to plans I set up in the first place.

    I grudgingly show up to plans I set up in the first place.

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    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

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    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

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    Even all the ways I am awkward are awkward with each other.

    Even all the ways I am awkward are awkward with each other.

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    Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.

    Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.

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    I think my ass is beginning to affect the tides.

    I think my ass is beginning to affect the tides.

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    I wish I'd known more about cell phone radiation before I took all those pictures of my genitals.

    I wish I'd known more about cell phone radiation before I took all those pictures of my genitals

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    I'm too fat to skinny dip.

    I'm too fat to skinny dip.

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    I just hope I'm shot in the head before the world discovers my extensive porn collection.

    I just hope I'm shot in the head before the world discovers my extensive porn collection

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    I spend all my time finding new ways to waste it.

    I spend all my time finding new ways to waste it.

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    Sometimes I binge and forget to purge.

    Sometimes I binge and forget to purge.

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    I need emotional Viagra.

    I need emotional Viagra.

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