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    By the time you get this card, I won't remember sending it.

    By the time you get this card, I won't remember sending it.

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    Please change everything about me.

    Please change everything about me

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    Filling out my online dating profile is a chilling reminder of how little I have to offer a companion.

    Filling out my online dating profile is a chilling reminder of how little I have to offer a companion

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    At least closing those Netflix pop-under ads gives me something to do.

    At least closing those Netflix pop-under ads gives me something to do

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    My therapist and will to live are gone until September.

    My therapist and will to live are gone until September

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    I'm hoping for a Facebook application that helps me relearn conversation skills.

    I'm hoping for a Facebook application that helps me relearn conversation skills

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    I seek geographic solutions to deep-seated emotional problems.

    I seek geographic solutions to deep-seated emotional problems

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    My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence.

    My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence

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    I'm holding out for a dating site that caters to people who are undatable.

    I'm holding out for a dating site that caters to people who are undatable

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    Not having any loved ones has really freed up my time.

    Not having any loved ones has really freed up my time

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    My social skills are eerily similar to those of notorious homicidal maniacs.

    My social skills are eerily similar to those of notorious homicidal maniacs

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    I wish there was a social networking site where everyone would leave me the fuck alone.

    I wish there was a social networking site where everyone would leave me the fuck alone

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    I don't have time for a relationship because I'm too busy analyzing why I'm not in one.

    I don't have time for a relationship because I'm too busy analyzing why I'm not in one

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    My favorite place to eat in my neighborhood is my sofa.

    My favorite place to eat in my neighborhood is my sofa

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    I have enough free time for DVD commentary.

    I have enough free time for DVD commentary

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    I simply cannot summon the strength to stop watching Goodfellas once it's started.

    I simply cannot summon the strength to stop watching Goodfellas once it's started

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    My cell phone is more accomplished than me.

    My cell phone is more accomplished than me

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    I don't know when or how to stop an email thread.

    I don't know when or how to stop an email thread

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    I'm saving up for a nervous breakdown.

    I'm saving up for a nervous breakdown

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    I can't forget my past or remember my passwords.

    I can't forget my past or remember my passwords

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