"Hmmm... I wonder if this makes the invisible wall go away."
I don't mean to alarm any of you unnecessarily, but I'm beginning to get the impression that dogs are starting to figure stuff out. Like, they might be getting dangerously smart. Just yesterday, I posted a video of a German Shepherd who taught himself to open his puppy friend's crate. And now we have this footage of a completely different dog working out the mechanics involved with opening a latched window:
I love dogs. I have two of them. But I am not down with this development. Look, they've already got speed on us, plus biting power and a complete disregard for what they'll consider food. If they catch up with humans in intelligence, I don't think things are going to end well for us. Sure, they're subservient now. But that's just because they still don't know how to open the lid on the dog food canister. Once they figure out that all you have to do is lift the—
Wait a second! If there's any dogs reading this, nice try! However, we won't giving up our information quite so easily. Now get off the computer and stay off the couch!
(by Dennis DiClaudio)