"In return for giving me sanctuary, I shall save this thing that is precious to you."
Otters are smart. Otters are cute. But did you know that they're apparently really solid little dudes? Starsky the otter is 9 years old, and he has lived in England's Cornish Seal Sanctuary since 2009 with his brother Hutch (awesome). One of his caretakers, Jenny Lewis, accidentally dropped her iPhone into Starsky's tank, it seemed like curtains for the trendy device. However, no sooner did it fall in than Starsky dove to the bottom of his personal pond and brought it back up, handing it back to Lewis.
In case you're wondering if Starsky has any habits besides being cute and chivalrous, he does: being cute and juggling.
(by Johnny McNulty)