In Thailand's Elephant Nature Park, a turf war between two female Asian elephants turned stinky when one of them decided to Dutch oven the other. Faa Mai and Kabu like to play Queen of the Hill on this mound of dirt, but after Kabu booted Faa Mai from the pile one too many times, she got mad. Using the mound's elevation advantage, she planted her massive elephant butt on Kabu's head and released a five-ton fart. The sound was indescribable.


An elephant never forgets, or forgives.