Giving new, weird meaning to the phrase "hung like an elephant." Also, $55?!
Etsy is known for its questionable additions to the world of fashion, and we think we finally understand why: People who post on Etsy have a wildly distorted understanding of human anatomy. For example, they think people’s necks would fly off if they weren’t anchored down with entire tree branches strung onto necklaces. And that penises are going to fully inflate the ambitious length of this elephant trunk. Also, they think extremely cold weather is an excuse for these knitted elephant shorts. But make no mistake: there is no excuse.