Scratch that whole "man's best friend" thing. 

"Whaddya want me to do about it?"
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A bunch of people on Japanese Twitter have started pretending to faint while walking their dogs in order to gauge their reaction, and the results are pretty depressing:

https://twitter.com/zu_romi/status/643703013249449984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/gashitani42/status/643713289629794304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/47Ao/status/643746847903776768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Most of them don't seem to really care. Or they just get confused.

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Sources: Buzzfeed