"What do you mean, there's already too many bulls in the club? That's me-crap, bro."
We all think we know what kind of animal we'd be if we weren't human. This author would be a fox: solitary, crafty, and a rare breed. This author has also discovered that about half of everyone also thinks they're a solitary, crafty and rare fox. So, pretty much everyone is wrong. Knowing your soul well enough to judge your spirit animal is hard, but we all know how we dress. Maybe our clothes say more about us than we really know. That's the idea behind Yago Partal's Zoo Portraits, where he matches various animals up with their (men's) spirit outfit. Sorry, ladies, we're sure (100% sure) someone will do this for you if they haven't already.
Crap. We forgot foxes are way too cool to be us.