Three times the recommended dosage of puppy.
You know the story all too well: Internet meets adorable baby animals. Internet falls in love with adorable baby animals. Internet goes crazy making bizarre and puzzling Photoshops of adorable baby animals. And on and on and on... Today, someone posted the above photo of three of the cutest little dog-marshmallow hybrids to reddit's r/photoshopbattles community, and the resulting fallout was predictably unpredictable:
"They could'a been HUGE, I tell ya, but their
baritone developed a devistating Snausage habit."
Wilford Brimley, Sam Elliott and Ted Turner walk onto a dude ranch...
As a former bartender, take it from me:
two-day-old puppies cannot hold their booze.
"This very night, before the cock crows, someone will poop behind the curtains thrice."
Inside the genetics lab where Toronto creates its mayors.
Clearly a metaphor for the U.S. government's laissez-faire economic policies.
Had enough? I didn't think so. There's plenty more where these came from.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)