Fresh off of Pizza Rat, the first viral sensation that is probably also carrying the bubonic plague, New Yorkers are keen-eyed for other food-stealing animals. And now, they have found a new champion: milkshake squirrel.
Here are all of the milkshake reference jokes I am legally required to make about this:
- My milkshake brings all the squirrels to the trash!
- "I gotta know what a $5 shake tastes like after it's been thrown in the garbage." — Squirrel (wearing a suit)
- "I drink your milkshake." — Squirrel (that is also an oil baron and had a falling out with his deaf son, right before he beats a man to death)