Sleeping on a level you can't even understand.
You think you know how to sleep? Let me tell you something; you are kidding yourself. You are a joke. You are an embarrassment to sleepers everywhere. Because you may think you know how to sleep, but you do not know how to sleep. Not the right way. Not like this pit bull puppy here:
Bam! That's how it's done. And until you learn how to sleep this deeply, this intensely, this relentlessly, I do not want to see your pathetic, bush league, lame-sleep-having face.
Go and do likewise, gents. The sleep is out there; you pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)