People need to know about this!
There's no way to know exactly what's going through this little French bulldog puppy's mind while he plays with this springy doorstop in this video here:
...but I'm relatively certain it's something very close to this:
Hello, there. What's this then? It appears to be some kind of a thing. Yes, it's definitely a kind of thing. I wonder how delicious it tastes. Let's find out.
It made a noise! Did you hear that?! It definitely made a noise! Fall back positions!
Hmmm... Come to think of it, that wasn't an entirely displeasing noise that it made. In fact, I believe I quite liked it. I wonder if I could coax another noise out of that thing. How about another. And another.
Wow! This is some brilliant noise-making I'm doing here. I'll bet you I'm the first dog in all of creation to discover this! I am the smartest dog alive!
(by Dennis DiClaudio)