One pie, extra extra extra extra extra extra small, please.

I have to admit, I didn't have high hopes for this video when it started and the table was set with a tiny little teacup and a tiny little china plate. And then the guy put down the fork, and I was all like, "Aw, jeez! Here we go!" I don't wanna hate an adorable little hamster with the same white hot intensity that I reserve for garbage people like Bill de Blasio and Donald Trump. So, you can probably imagine my relief when that hamster picked up the diminutive slice of pizza with his Lilliputian hamster hands and ate it like a goddamned civilized mammal. Granted, I was a bit disappointed that he didn't do the fold, but I'm giving him a pass because I imagine it's kinda hard to fold something that small.

Bear in mind that this video is not made by the same people who made the Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos web series. This is a totally different thing. Which makes me think that maybe we're experiencing the vanguard of a 'hamsters eating miniature foodstuffs' renaissance in filmmaking. I just pray that I live long enough to see a hamster eating a miniscule Beef Wellington. 

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: AprilsAnimals | h/t Geekologie