"Hello. Would you like to hold me gently until the void envelops us all?"
(via PurrfectPals.org)

This is Tucker the cat, who currently lives at Purrfect Pals Cat Shelter in Washington State after her previous owners could no longer take care of her. Here's the thing about Tucker the cat: she looks very sad. This is because Tucker the cat has some genetic abnormalities that makes her face droop like a botched Botox patient. 


"I am a clown who cries on the outside, but inside I laugh at a joke no one else can get."
(via PurrfectPals.org)

But wait, there's more sadness—these abnormalities also mean her joints never formed properly, and she needs stairs and other accommodations to get around the house. D'awww.


"Sorry, I was just thinking about the last episode of M*A*S*H." (via PurrfectPals.org)

Sources: Purrfect Pals Cat Shelter