We've read this a few times and we just can't find the downside. Yes he's a horrible speller, and yes, you should probably get him to define "gusto" since the Craigslist definition is usually something along the lines of "strong enough to choke me while I masturbate." But still, he makes six figures! Just be sure to take the ad down and preserve no documentation of it to prevent your future child from ever finding it. Every child deserves to find out his mother has a chubby vagina the traditional way – by weighing it with a portable food scale while she sleeps.