Here's a more realistic way to break the news to an irresponsible teenager that her childhood is over and that her short, disposable career as a reality show star has just begun. In fact, this device would keep MTV awash in enough freshly pregnant faces to fill their schudule for seasons to come, thus keeping the people who actually watch those shows too distracted to ever venture into public. Now if we could just get these on every drug store shelf in the South, Midwest, and New Jersey.