This should help cut down on the dumpster baby epidemic. No better way to make the teens in your building raise their unwanted kids than by instituting annoyingly complicated garbage room rules. Though we suppose they could do what the rest of us do to avoid getting in trouble with the super and just toss the baby in one of the public trash cans on the sidewalk. (Via Reddit)

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