While the Star Wars films depict the inner battle between the light and dark side occurring in adolescence and beyond, this young baby is already decisively pro-darkness. Micah Hayman filmed
a young Kylo Ren his son going from sobs to contentment thanks to the peppy tune of John Williams's "Imperial March."
Those wide eyes are dreaming up plans of building a structure even bigger than Starkiller Base. Maybe he'll be able to figure out how to finally get rid of the weak spot. (JK, that'll never happen).
Continue on with your training, little Vader-to-be. Soon your powers will rival Ren's.
Rey i see your ship is stuck in a swamp— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 24, 2015
luckily for you i am quite powerful in the force
*ship sinks deeper and disappears*
Or they may already.