It's always hard to tell whether your kid is actually sick or just lying to get out of school. Either Anthony's story that he inhaled a dog toy is true, or he does the best impression of a squeaky rubber dog toy the world over.

Here's a transcript of the video:

Mom: Where are you Anthony?

Anthony: In the emergency room (squeak-ah squeak).

Mom: Why are you in the emergency room?

Anthony: (Squeak) Because I inhaled a doggy toy (squeak squeak squeak).

Mom: Are you sure?

Anthony: Pretty sure (squeeeeeaak).

Mom: How can you tell?

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Anthony: (SQUEEEEEK-AAAH SQUEAKKKKK-AAAAHH)