Kids say the darndest things, and they think some really ridiculous things, too. ​An AskReddit post recently asked people to share embarrassing childhood beliefs, and redditors stepped up to deliver the absurd things they thought as kids, including the very incorrect location of the birth canal, where raccoons come from, and exactly how long periods last.

1. This pet would've been well taken care of.

A world-renowned cat-erinarian.

2. This kid saw a very different 'Titanic' than everyone else.

3. A lesson in patience, brought to you by a sibling. 

Sources: reddit