What the frog is this kid even upset about?
The descriptive text on this YouTube video would have us believe that this little boy is saying "ship" and "frog." I suppose that possible, but I don't know. That don't sound like no "ship" or "frog" to me. And, even if it is, he's saying "ship" and "frog" with the same sort of heated intensity that I reserve for Sunday afternoons spent assembling Ikea furniture. Coming out of this kid's mouth, "ship" and "frog" might as well be curse words.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)