Dec. 7th, 2008
May you wake up New Year's Day underneath a man instead of a pile of women's magazines.
Dec. 7th, 2008
In lieu of gifts this Hanukkah, I'm asking for better JDate results.
Dec. 7th, 2008
May you never let the crumbling economy get in the way of fulfilling my Christmas list.
Dec. 7th, 2008
I deeply respect your spending more on a Christmas gift for your dog than on all your family members combined.
Dec. 7th, 2008
Happy Holidays to someone I pray I don't regret contacting as soon as the eggnog is out of my system.
Dec. 7th, 2008
May your shameful behavior at the office holiday party not follow you throughout the remainder of your career.
Dec. 7th, 2008
Happy Holidays and Peace on Earth to someone whose talent for vicious gossip has made my life all the richer.
Dec. 7th, 2008
Sorry an ill-timed chemical peel has forced you into seclusion for the bulk of the holiday season.
Dec. 7th, 2008
I hope spending the holidays in a part of the country where almost everyone is obese will help put your recent three-pound weight gain in perspective.
Dec. 7th, 2008
Sorry your boyfriend's year-end bonus being cut by three-quarters has made you 75% less attracted to him.
![[UPDATED] 31 unintentionally offensive test answers from young children.](http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4e1dc1c5aa37f_m4e1de248b5159.jpg)
![[UPDATED] 20 yearbook quotes and photos that don't bode well for our future.](http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4e15499c2e0cd_m4e1b1a0a2ade0.jpg)
