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    Mom, thanks for driving me to thousands of sports practices, music lessons and other activities I have no intention of ever doing again.

    Mom, thanks for driving me to thousands of sports practices, music lessons and other activities I have no intention of ever doing again.

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    Mom, I hope to someday he half as brilliant, generous, and beautiful as you are, but twice as capable of using the Internet.

    Mom, I hope to someday he half as brilliant, generous, and beautiful as you are, but twice as capable of using the Internet.

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    Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.

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    Congratulations on being one year closer to the age where you can justifiably start complaining about not having grandchildren.

    Congratulations on being one year closer to the age where you can justifiably start complaining about not having grandchildren.

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    Good for one apology along with a slightly late bouquet of Mother's Day flowers.

    Good for one apology along with a slightly late bouquet of Mother's Day flowers.

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    Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.

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