Earth Day Ecards /  Displaying 1- 20 of 43 Card ViewIcon View

  • Apr. 19th, 2012

    Reduce your carbon footprint this Earth Day by not getting shot to death and then returning to life as an energy-sucking hologram.

    Reduce your carbon footprint this Earth Day by not getting shot to death and then returning to life as an energy-sucking hologram.

  • Apr. 16th, 2009

    I plan to celebrate Earth Day by only smoking pot that was grown outdoors.

    I plan to celebrate Earth Day by only smoking pot that was grown outdoors.

  • Apr. 18th, 2012

    This Earth Day, let's remember the importance of protecting every part of the planet except Florida.

    This Earth Day, let's remember the importance of protecting every part of the planet except Florida.

  • Apr. 18th, 2012

    Be responsible this Earth Day by staying close to home when you sleep with and refuse to pay prostitutes.

    Be responsible this Earth Day by staying close to home when you sleep with and refuse to pay prostitutes.

  • Apr. 18th, 2012

    I'm celebrating Earth Day by once again having no wedding invitations to send out.

    I'm celebrating Earth Day by once again having no wedding invitations to send out.

  • Apr. 22nd, 2011

    I'm reducing my carbon footprint by not flying due to a debilitating fear of sleepy air traffic controllers.

    I'm reducing my carbon footprint by not flying due to a debilitating fear of sleepy air traffic controllers.

  • Apr. 20th, 2011

    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's.

    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's.

  • Apr. 20th, 2011

    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.

    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.

  • Apr. 19th, 2011

    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.

    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.

  • Apr. 19th, 2011

    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day.

    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day.

  • Apr. 18th, 2011

    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day.

    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day.

  • Aug. 15th, 2008

    I will always care about the environment until it's no longer trendy.

    I will always care about the environment until it's no longer trendy.

  • Apr. 21st, 2009

    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth.

    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth.

  • Apr. 21st, 2009

    Happy Earth Day to someone who I'm fairly sure thinks global warming is a myth.

    Happy Earth Day to someone who I'm fairly sure thinks global warming is a myth.

  • Apr. 20th, 2009

    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day.

    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day.

  • Apr. 19th, 2009

    Let's do our part for Earth Day by continuing to only impact the outside world via email, Facebook, and Twitter.

    Let's do our part for Earth Day by continuing to only impact the outside world via email, Facebook, and Twitter.

  • Apr. 19th, 2009

    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid.

    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid.

  • Apr. 16th, 2009

    I wonder if the next planet we destroy will also get its own holiday.

    I wonder if the next planet we destroy will also get its own holiday.

  • Apr. 16th, 2009

    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day.

    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day.

  • Apr. 16th, 2009

    This Earth Day, let's reflect on those carefree economic times when we were recycling cardboard boxes rather than contemplating living in them.

    This Earth Day, let's reflect on those carefree economic times when we were recycling cardboard boxes rather than contemplating living in them.

DON'T MISS THIS