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    This Earth Day, help construct a giant ark that you will soon call home

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    This Earth Day, gaze lovingly at an endangered species

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    This Earth Day, sell all your winter gear

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    This Earth Day, take a break from being a selfish, gas-guzzling prick

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    Carpe diem before the glaciers drown us

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    Sometimes I wish I could make love to the environment

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    This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much

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    I'm helping improve the environment by shitting outdoors

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    Let's recycle cliches about taking action on global warming

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    I'm hoping our observance of Earth Day will make polar bears hate us less

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    Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics

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    Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species

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    This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible

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    A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand

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    I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant

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    Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window

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    If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet

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    I conserve electricity by having my power forcefully shut off

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    If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation

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    I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world

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