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    Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics.

    Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics

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    Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species.

    Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species

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    If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation.

    If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation

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    This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible.

    This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible

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    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag.

    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag

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    I'm celebrating Earth Day by once again having no wedding invitations to send out.

    I'm celebrating Earth Day by once again having no wedding invitations to send out

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    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap.

    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap

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    A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.

    A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand

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    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day.

    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day

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    Be responsible this Earth Day by staying close to home when you sleep with and refuse to pay prostitutes.

    Be responsible this Earth Day by staying close to home when you sleep with and refuse to pay prostitutes

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    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid.

    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid

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    I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant.

    I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant

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    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day.

    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day

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    This Earth Day, let's remember the importance of protecting every part of the planet except Florida.

    This Earth Day, let's remember the importance of protecting every part of the planet except Florida

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    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth.

    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth

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    Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window.

    Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window

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    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day.

    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day

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    Reduce your carbon footprint this Earth Day by not getting shot to death and then returning to life as an energy-sucking hologram.

    Reduce your carbon footprint this Earth Day by not getting shot to death and then returning to life as an energy-sucking hologram

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    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.

    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it

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    If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet.

    If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet

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