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    I'm reducing my carbon footprint by not flying due to a debilitating fear of sleepy air traffic controllers.

    I'm reducing my carbon footprint by not flying due to a debilitating fear of sleepy air traffic controllers

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    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's.

    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's

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    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.

    I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it

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    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.

    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas

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    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day.

    Eating constipation-inducing matzoh all week is a thoughtful way to reduce toilet paper usage on Earth Day

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    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day.

    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day

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    I will always care about the environment until it's no longer trendy.

    I will always care about the environment until it's no longer trendy.

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    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth.

    It's a bit confusing to celebrate Earth Day with a president who isn't trying to destroy Earth

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    Happy Earth Day to someone who I'm fairly sure thinks global warming is a myth.

    Happy Earth Day to someone who I'm fairly sure thinks global warming is a myth

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    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day.

    I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day

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    Let's do our part for Earth Day by continuing to only impact the outside world via email, Facebook, and Twitter.

    Let's do our part for Earth Day by continuing to only impact the outside world via email, Facebook, and Twitter

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    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid.

    This Earth Day, I'll be doing my part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid

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    I plan to celebrate Earth Day by only smoking pot that was grown outdoors.

    I plan to celebrate Earth Day by only smoking pot that was grown outdoors.

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    I wonder if the next planet we destroy will also get its own holiday.

    I wonder if the next planet we destroy will also get its own holiday

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    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day.

    I'm finally getting used to going through all four seasons in one day

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    This Earth Day, let's reflect on those carefree economic times when we were recycling cardboard boxes rather than contemplating living in them.

    This Earth Day, let's reflect on those carefree economic times when we were recycling cardboard boxes rather than contemplating living in them

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    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap.

    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap

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    I conceal a lack of worldliness by pretending to care about my carbon footprint.

    I conceal a lack of worldliness by pretending to care about my carbon footprint

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    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag.

    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag

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    I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world.

    I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world

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