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    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap.

    I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap

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    I conceal a lack of worldliness by pretending to care about my carbon footprint.

    I conceal a lack of worldliness by pretending to care about my carbon footprint

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    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag.

    It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag

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    I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world.

    I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world

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    If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation.

    If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation

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    I conserve electricity by having my power forcefully shut off.

    I conserve electricity by having my power forcefully shut off

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    If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet.

    If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet

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    Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window.

    Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window

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    I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant.

    I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant

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    A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.

    A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand

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    This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible.

    This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible

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    Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species.

    Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species

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    Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics.

    Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics

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    I'm hoping our observance of Earth Day will make polar bears hate us less.

    I'm hoping our observance of Earth Day will make polar bears hate us less

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    Let's recycle cliches about taking action on global warming.

    Let's recycle cliches about taking action on global warming

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    I'm helping improve the environment by shitting outdoors.

    I'm helping improve the environment by shitting outdoors

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    This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much.

    This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much

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    Sometimes I wish I could make love to the environment.

    Sometimes I wish I could make love to the environment

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    Carpe diem before the glaciers drown us.

    Carpe diem before the glaciers drown us

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    This Earth Day, take a break from being a selfish, gas-guzzling prick.

    This Earth Day, take a break from being a selfish, gas-guzzling prick

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