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I hope the abundant Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth will remind us to fuck like bunnies

Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ

Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution

I ran out of tampons so I'm using a Peep.

I'm glad health care reform passed just in time for me to return to the deathly vices I gave up for Lent

There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford

I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work

You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real

After Jesus, you're my second-favorite Jew

A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline

Drag a pagan to church this Easter

The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me

Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew

Sorry the fulfillment of the Lord's promise means I'm saved and you're not

Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights

It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession

Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan

May this finally be the year your Messiah returns to earth

Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another

I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did

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