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I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work

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After Jesus, you're my second-favorite Jew

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Drag a pagan to church this Easter

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Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew

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Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights

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Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan

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Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another

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I'd love to decorate Easter eggs with you or a slightly better artist

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The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me

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Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross

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Sorry the fulfillment of the Lord's promise means I'm saved and you're not

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I hope the abundant Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth will remind us to fuck like bunnies

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There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford

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Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ

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It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession

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May this finally be the year your Messiah returns to earth

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Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution

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