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    Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.

    Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be

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    A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.

    A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline

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    I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did.

    I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did

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    Satan doesn't even like you.

    Satan doesn't even like you.

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    If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.

    If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.

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    I'm glad health care reform passed just in time for me to return to the deathly vices I gave up for Lent.

    I'm glad health care reform passed just in time for me to return to the deathly vices I gave up for Lent

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    You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real.

    You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real

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    Jesus regrets dying for you.

    Jesus regrets dying for you.

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    Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution.

    Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution

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    May this finally be the year your Messiah returns to earth.

    May this finally be the year your Messiah returns to earth

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    It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.

    It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession

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    I ran out of tampons so I'm using a Peep.

    I ran out of tampons so I'm using a Peep.

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    Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ.

    Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ

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    There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.

    There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford

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    I hope the abundant Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth will remind us to fuck like bunnies.

    I hope the abundant Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth will remind us to fuck like bunnies

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    Sorry the fulfillment of the Lord's promise means I'm saved and you're not.

    Sorry the fulfillment of the Lord's promise means I'm saved and you're not

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    Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross.

    Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross

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    The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me.

    The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me

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    I'd love to decorate Easter eggs with you or a slightly better artist.

    I'd love to decorate Easter eggs with you or a slightly better artist

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    Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.

    Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another

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