


Sorry your cold turned out to be bubonic plague (*originally sent circa 1350 A.D.*)

Thanks for not mentioning to mom that I shot off your fingers (*originally sent circa 1865*)

Sorry our testicles briefly made contact during the sex party (*originally sent circa 1974*)

I wonder which one of us will be able to vote first (*originally sent circa 1905*)

You're pretty good at oral sex for a Puritan (*originally sent circa 1650*)

I'd be delighted if you'd join us in a "naughty trio" (*originally sent circa 1890*)