


I'd be delighted if you'd join us in a "naughty trio" (*originally sent circa 1890*)

You're pretty good at oral sex for a Puritan (*originally sent circa 1650*)

I wonder which one of us will be able to vote first (*originally sent circa 1905*)

Sorry our testicles briefly made contact during the sex party (*originally sent circa 1974*)

Thanks for not mentioning to mom that I shot off your fingers (*originally sent circa 1865*)

Sorry your cold turned out to be bubonic plague (*originally sent circa 1350 A.D.*)
I wish you'd make more of an effort to get together and start life (*originally sent circa 3 billion years ago*)
Kindly stop showing your ankles when you step off the curb as it is distracting to my husband (*originally sent circa 1921*)
You're pretty good at oral sex for a Puritan (*originally sent circa 1650*)
I wonder which one of us will be able to vote first (*originally sent circa 1905*)
Sorry our testicles briefly made contact during the sex party (*originally sent circa 1974*)