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  • May. 21st, 2012

    My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

    My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

  • May. 16th, 2012

    I'll buy you a share of Facebook for every status update you don't post.

    I'll buy you a share of Facebook for every status update you don't post.

  • Apr. 25th, 2012

    It's never too late to give up.

    It's never too late to give up.

  • Feb. 20th, 2012

    Best of luck from someone hoping for your failure.

    Best of luck from someone hoping for your failure.

  • Feb. 15th, 2012

    I believe in you like Adam Sandler believes in Rob Schneider.

    I believe in you like Adam Sandler believes in Rob Schneider.

  • Jan. 2nd, 2012

    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

  • Dec. 15th, 2011

    You're going to make the best single mom someday.

    You're going to make the best single mom someday.

  • Nov. 2nd, 2011

    You'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in every online photo.

    You'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in every online photo.

  • Oct. 4th, 2011

    May this be the iPhone upgrade that makes your life bearable.

    May this be the iPhone upgrade that makes your life bearable.

  • Aug. 22nd, 2011

    You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

    You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

  • Aug. 20th, 2011

    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

  • Jul. 25th, 2011

    May your performance on the bar exam make up for how boring you were while studying for it.

    May your performance on the bar exam make up for how boring you were while studying for it.

  • Jul. 21st, 2011

    Good luck on the bar exam to someone who's already a better lawyer than the Casey Anthony prosecutors.

    Good luck on the bar exam to someone who's already a better lawyer than the Casey Anthony prosecutors.

  • Jul. 21st, 2011

    If you pass the bar exam I promise to let you handle my eventual same-sex divorce.

    If you pass the bar exam I promise to let you handle my eventual same-sex divorce.

  • Jul. 20th, 2011

    Spending two hours getting ready every morning really brings out your natural beauty.

    Spending two hours getting ready every morning really brings out your natural beauty.

  • May. 24th, 2011

    I'm sure Oprah would've recommended your book if you ever wrote it.

    I'm sure Oprah would've recommended your book if you ever wrote it.

  • May. 11th, 2011

    You're great at pretending to be successful.

    You're great at pretending to be successful.

  • May. 3rd, 2011

    There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

    There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

  • Apr. 12th, 2011

    I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

    I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

  • Mar. 10th, 2011

    May that energy bar carry you through your day of doing nothing.

    May that energy bar carry you through your day of doing nothing.

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