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    When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die

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    I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals

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    If bedbugs can go from homes to places of business, maybe you can too

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    Get your shit together

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    Remember, it's just a test. If you fuck up, it doesn't mean you're a fuckup. That said, try not to fuck this up. It's pretty important

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    I'm so proud and jealous of you

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    You'll be moving your bowels again in no time

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    You're surprisingly well-educated for an American

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    I'm confident your brains will help you pass the bar exam and your tits will help you win cases

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    Your presentation will be inspirational for anyone actually listening

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    Quit smoking, you fucking moron

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    I have no doubt you'll be gainfully employed and in the mood to have sex with me in no time

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    I hope you pass the bar exam and get me probation for my eventual DUIs

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    You should take up a real sport

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    If you quit smoking, I promise to develop an oral fixation

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    What you do for a living isn't important

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    You're really fun when it's not appropriate to be

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    Try to wash your hands when one of them has just been near your asshole

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    You're a very pretty guy

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    Good luck deluding someone into hiring you

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