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    There are painless, innovative new ways for men to shave their bodies.

    There are painless, innovative new ways for men to shave their bodies

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    Try to wash your hands when one of them has just been near your asshole.

    Try to wash your hands when one of them has just been near your asshole

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    At least 2011 is starting out better for us than for birds and fish.

    At least 2011 is starting out better for us than for birds and fish

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    I've almost decided whether or not I'm attracted to you.

    I've almost decided whether or not I'm attracted to you

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    You're a very pretty guy.

    You're a very pretty guy

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    Don't give up on the dreams you never had.

    Don't give up on the dreams you never had

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    That job was way too good for you.

    That job was way too good for you

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    Please stop doing cultural things.

    Please stop doing cultural things

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    You should try starting a conversation instead of a brawl.

    You should try starting a conversation instead of a brawl

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    You should try eating food sometime.

    You should try eating food sometime

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    Good luck passing the bar exam and my deepest early condolences if you don't.

    Good luck passing the bar exam and my deepest early condolences if you don't

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    It must be exciting to take the bar exam at a time when bankers have overtaken lawyers as the most reviled professionals on earth.

    It must be exciting to take the bar exam at a time when bankers have overtaken lawyers as the most reviled professionals on earth

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    I hope you pass the bar exam and get me probation for my eventual DUIs.

    I hope you pass the bar exam and get me probation for my eventual DUIs

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    An extraordinary magic trick would be you disappearing forever.

    An extraordinary magic trick would be you disappearing forever

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    Your driving couldn't possibly get worse.

    Your driving couldn't possibly get worse

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    You're going to make some lucky feline very happy someday.

    You're going to make some lucky feline very happy someday

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    If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything outside of the entertainment industry.

    If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything outside of the entertainment industry

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    I bet you'll meet someone as soon as you stop thinking about it, which is to say, probably never.

    I bet you'll meet someone as soon as you stop thinking about it, which is to say, probably never

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    Let's stop rushing to find husbands and start rushing to freeze our eggs.

    Let's stop rushing to find husbands and start rushing to freeze our eggs

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    It's vastly entertaining to watch you bomb.

    It's vastly entertaining to watch you bomb

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