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    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

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    You're going to make the best single mom someday.

    You're going to make the best single mom someday.

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    You'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in every online photo.

    You'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in every online photo

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    May this be the iPhone upgrade that makes your life bearable.

    May this be the iPhone upgrade that makes your life bearable

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    You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

    You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

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    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

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    May your performance on the bar exam make up for how boring you were while studying for it.

    May your performance on the bar exam make up for how boring you were while studying for it

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    Good luck on the bar exam to someone who's already a better lawyer than the Casey Anthony prosecutors.

    Good luck on the bar exam to someone who's already a better lawyer than the Casey Anthony prosecutors

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    If you pass the bar exam I promise to let you handle my eventual same-sex divorce.

    If you pass the bar exam I promise to let you handle my eventual same-sex divorce

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    Spending two hours getting ready every morning really brings out your natural beauty.

    Spending two hours getting ready every morning really brings out your natural beauty

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    I'm sure Oprah would've recommended your book if you ever wrote it.

    I'm sure Oprah would've recommended your book if you ever wrote it

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    You're great at pretending to be successful.

    You're great at pretending to be successful

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    There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

    There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

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    I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

    I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

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    May that energy bar carry you through your day of doing nothing.

    May that energy bar carry you through your day of doing nothing

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    You have all the makings of a completely forgettable player involved in a blockbuster trade.

    You have all the makings of a completely forgettable player involved in a blockbuster trade.

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    Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

    Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

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    On the bright side, you could still get your book published before DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi, or J-Woww!

    On the bright side, you could still get your book published before DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi, or J-Woww!

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    At least 2011 is starting out better for us than for birds and fish.

    At least 2011 is starting out better for us than for birds and fish

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    Good luck on being the dead-end sad-sack schmuck who ends up winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

    Good luck on being the dead-end sad-sack schmuck who ends up winning the Mega Millions Jackpot

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