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If bedbugs can go from homes to places of business, maybe you can too
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Remember, it's just a test. If you fuck up, it doesn't mean you're a fuckup. That said, try not to fuck this up. It's pretty important
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I'd like you to become a Facebook fan of someone or something you've never heard of
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Best of luck finishing a marathon that doesn't involve episodes of Law & Order
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There's no way I'd miss seeing you run the marathon unless I get distracted during the 4 seconds when you go by
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Let's stop rushing to find husbands and start rushing to freeze our eggs
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Once you pass the bar exam, you may want to warn future clients that after a few drinks you'll divulge anything to anybody
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I'm confident your brains will help you pass the bar exam and your tits will help you win cases
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May passing the bar exam be the first step in a brilliant legal career that will be publicly shredded if you're ever nominated to the Supreme Court
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It must be exciting to take the bar exam at a time when bankers have overtaken lawyers as the most reviled professionals on earth
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You may have an advantage against swine flu due to your debilitating obsessive-compulsive hand washing
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Don't ever give up on trying to make a pint of Ben & Jerry's last more than one sitting
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I bet you'll meet someone as soon as you stop thinking about it, which is to say, probably never
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I hope you can handle the pressures of a burgeoning Twitter following
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I hope your new source of income won't be the same one you had in high school
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I have no doubt you'll be gainfully employed and in the mood to have sex with me in no time
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I hope you're the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion
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Just wanted to wish you luck on the bar exam and remind you it's still my dream to marry a doctor or lawyer
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As a show of support while you study for the bar exam, I'll barely mention my many leisure activities
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I hope you pass the bar exam and get me probation for my eventual DUIs