This weekend, Britney Spears told her concert audience that she was looking for a specific type of gentleman. As Spears has a residency performance called "Piece of Me" at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, here she is making the request between songs. If only we knew whether there were any fans in attendance that "fit" the bill:

She says, um: 

I think it's time for us to find a hot nerd. Like a really hot guy with a really big penis. 


It's unclear how this well-endowed nerd was going to help Britney's performance, or if/how they were going to confirm his credentials.

Sources: Jezebel