Tee ball, maybe?


It turns out there is justice in Florida: Carly Rae Jepsen played to a practically-empty stadium and totally embarrassed herself. Well, to be fair, the emptiness was due to it being Tropicana Stadium, the home of the team with the fairest-weather fans of all, the Tampa Bay Rays. The embarrassment however, was all CRJ's, tossing out a first pitch with all the grace of a 1980s action figure's kung-fu action chop. Jepsen took the failure in stride, however, as if she was used to it. In fact, if she wants to become a professional self-embarrasser, we'd like to hire her for a karaoke party next week.

Sources: SB Nation | LA Times | MLB