Stars, they're just like us. Taking private jets, making outrageous demands of their servants, and steaming their vaginas; you know, the typical Tuesday stuff we all do. Here are 11 times celebrities totally failed at trying to be "one of us" while photographing themselves on a private jet. Let their awkwardness comfort you next time you're stuck in coach wedged between a crying baby and a smelly guy with his shoes off.

1. Wait, you don't dress up like Jessica Rabbit for all of your flights like Mariah Carey?

✨Thank You Zetta jet for taking such good care of me! Off to Helsinki ✈️

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2. If only eating fried chicken with a knife and fork was the most offensive thing about Donald Trump.

3. Maybe don't get ideas on how to be relatable from the Kardashians?

Yummmmm!! I couldn't wait!!! Popeyes on the PJ!!! Cheat day but it's so worth it!!!

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