On Wednesday, Chris Pratt, beloved actor and dad, asked his 3-year-old son Jack to take a picture of him in the pool with his phone (Pratt's phone—3-year-olds don't have phones), illustrating exactly why 3-year-olds don't have phones.
This morning Jack found a rainbow on the wall. I honestly couldn't figure out where it was coming from which according to science means it's some sort of portal. You ever see Stargate? Exactly. We were careful not to get too close. I snapped this photo and it dawned on me how much Jack looks like Anna. They are both so beautiful. Sleeping in with the two of them is my greatest treasure.
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Expensive electronic device plus clumsy small-handed child minus adult supervision plus a huge pool of water equals your phone is now fucked. That's just math.
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Pratt captioned the video "My son, the budding photographer, may or may not owe me a new phone." But it appears he does not, because somehow Pratt managed to get onto the phone to post this video on Instagram. Which is good, because how would Jack even pay for that? Kid is cute as hell but that's not a high paying gig.
Luckily phones falling in water (especially toilets—phones LOVE falling in toilets, it's pretty much their favorite pastime) is not always a problem. You just throw the phone in with some rice, and the rice will absorb the moisture. If that doesn't work, then you add some veggies, a little tofu, maybe some soy sauce, and now you just eat your phone for lunch.