Behold! Chrissy Teigen is adorable, sexy, hungry, and sporting retro jazzercise wear in a faux-workout video for Day 16 of Love magazine's annual Advent calendar (a different model or pop star each day for the 25 days leading up to Christmas, for all you non-gentiles).

For the workout video, the 31-year-old Sports Illustrated model has been styled to look like Olivia Newton-John and Flashdance rolled into one. It's like if a Patrick Nagel picture and a Carls Jr. commercial had a baby.

Check out that manicure—perfect '80s realness.

The only way Chrissy Teigen's nails could be better is if the polish was frost.

So far, this year's calendar has included Kim Kardashian West and her half-sister Kendall Jenner, as well as Bella Hadid, Ciara, Ireland Baldwin, and Rita Ora, among others.