David Spade tells Ellen about when he drunkenly embarrassed himself in front of Adele. It's not pretty.
After a few drinks ("loudmouth soup"), Spade convinced himself that Adele would be mad if he didn't say hi (it's part of the famous person code), and asked her bodyguard if he could talk to her. She mentioned that she was playing the Staples Center in August, and he replied, for some unknown reason (liquor), "Ooh, that whole month is tough for me." Spade recounts some other gaffes he made, but Adele was very nice about the whole thing, because she's Adele.