As holy as I wanna be.
This is not a parody headline. At this point in the game, for it to be a parody headline about Dennis Rodman, he would have to be actually selected as Pope. Dennis Rodman touched down in Rome on Tuesday to meet with the Pope. Yes, he traveled to Rome to meet the Pope on one of the one-in-ten-thousand days that there is no Pope. He does seem somewhat aware of this, saying he hopes to meet with the newly-elected Pontiff once he is newly elected. Which means that Rodman is planning on being one of the first people the leader of a billion people meets, ahead of the real US ambassador and perhaps, just perhaps, ahead of God.