"He wants booze. Anyone got any booze?"

What's the point of getting famous? Apparently, it's to be able to crash random people's wedding party buses and demand booze in return for a half-hearted rendition of one of your more famous songs. This, at least, is what I have learned from watching DMX's impromptu performance this weekend, which made it onto the Internet within hours of happening in New York City.

New York City: where bored, dangerously sober celebrities looking for substances might interrupt your party with unsolicited entertainment. X may well gon give it to ya, but ya gon have to give X something to drink first.


(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: redditor liferemixed | The Daily Dot | John Q on YouTube