I have a feeling "Carrots" would have preferred being named "Steak." (via @EllenPage)

Ellen Page is pretty widely adored for being a fun and, by all accounts, nice indie icon, and this has given her a lot of power. While this power sometimes manifests itself in the usual celebrity forms—like helping to make the world more accepting by just being who she is—it is also a power she can wield capriciously for her own amusement (and everyone else's). Specifically, she has the power to rename your dog and make you feel honored in the process (no word yet on how the dogs feel). It all started last night on Twitter:


You can't tell on Twitter, but she renames them in a really high-pitched, mocking voice.

After that, people immediately lined up for the honor of throwing all the hard work they did picking a dog name out the window:

Thora the Ekthplora

It's so obvious you never would have thought of it! Adorbz!

Also known as Floor Jordan or just "His Floorness."

Sources: Ellen Page | BuzzFeed