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If there's one thing John Travolta should have realized before (allegedly) groping his male masseuse, it's that the internet would be mocking the incident almost before he even had a chance to unhand the poor guy's genitals. If there's a second thing he should have realized, it's that his entire film catalog lends itself perfectly to the aforementioned mockery. That said, we're pretty disappointed that out of three people, no one thought to mention Broken Arrow.

Sources: Emily B.