Gwyneth Paltrow is featured on the cover of the March issue of Glamour magazine, and in the corresponding interview, she talks about two of the most important men in her life—her boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, and her ex, Chris Martin. 

Paltrow probably thinking dirty brother thoughts.
Paltrow probably thinking dirty brother thoughts.

Of Martin, she says: "We spend a lot of time together. . . . [W]e're not living together, but he's more than welcome to be with us whenever he wants. And vice versa: I sleep in his house in Malibu a lot with the kids. We're still very much a family, even though we don't have a romantic relationship. He's like my brother." Ah, yes, your "brother." You know, the kind of brother you have kids with. 

As for her current partner, Falchuk, Paltrow says she's happy with him, but adds, "I believe in marriage. But I'm not even divorced yet! So give me a minute."


In any case, as she tells the magazine, her focus right now is on her kids and her new skincare line, Juice, which People says is "combining her two passions": sleeping with pretend siblings and making a shit-ton of money peddling overpriced creams to rich people who would otherwise be forced to rub themselves with hundred dollar bills covered in Vaseline. Haha, no, sorry, that's incorrect. She was actually referring to her scintillating twin passions of "female friends and quality organic products." Deeply interesting as always, Gwyneth.